Don’t even pick up that hook.
Crochet never looks amazing
This isn’t amazing AT ALL.
I really wouldn't bother.
Seriously, don’t.
We totally don't look at this and think it's stunning
It doesn’t look brilliant. Honest.
What's so great about colour anyway?
The last thing we need is something that makes us grin from ear to ear every time we see it.
We're not impressed
Not at all…
Let's keep things bland, please!
You don't want people to say 'wow' when they see you
Crochet is so tacky
We can’t bear to look at this.
This proves it: avoid crochet
At all costs.
This isn't stunning in any way
Completely average.
Please just don't ever crochet
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